After losing my job because those DOGE fuckers canceled enough federal contracts to deplete my company, I only have enough energy to repost angry memes on social media and think about all the stuff I want to do before job seeking in earnest.
Post-layoff immediate to-do list:
- Nap a lot
- Catch up with med appts, email, and friends I haven’t seen in forever b/c I’ve been mired in work
- Read
- Leave crank WTF calls to congressional Democrats who seem to be under a rock while America is destroyed
- Recaffeinate
- Hydrate
- Pee